SNAILORBEE

The musing of a jar...

This carrd is just to have a place to dump all my information, including my zine experience and various links to other things!Thanks for taking a look, and I hope you have a bee-utiful day! 🐝

Zines

About

I'm a writer, currently going to school to get my Master's in Literature and Writing. I live in SoCal with my husband, three cats, and a planted fish tank full of shrimps.I enjoy reading, writing, talking to people, tattoos, music, and anime/manga. I just started getting involved in fandom spaces in 2021 when I started watching One Piece during COVID with my husband. Although I've loved anime/manga for a long time, I was mostly a lurker online. One Piece really gave me the push to start joining communities and trying to make friends! I always enjoy chatting with people! So always feel free to hit me up. <3It was also why I got into writing. I'd always wanted to write but never really got into it. An OC story hit me in the forehead and I couldn't get it out of my mind, so I started writing it. 240k+ later and I'm still not done, lol. But I'll forever be grateful for the push it gave me to finally start on my writing journey!I identify as a proshipper because I don't believe in judging other people based on what they like for fictional characters. Even if I have stuff I don't personally enjoy, I know how the mute/block button works, and I don't feel the need to spread hate when people are just trying to enjoy themselves in a safe space. So feel free to block me if that makes you uncomfortable but I don't feel any shame in enjoying content created about fictional characters, lol.That being said, just as a heads up I'm uncomfortable with: pregnancy/fan-created children, cheating/cucking, and although I'm a multi-shipper, I only like one ship in a work at a time. (ex. I ship Yuuji with just about anyone but don't like to read something where he's with Choso and then leaves to be with Gojo or something similar, and this includes poly works.) Just wanted to mention as I like when people share things with me but I don't enjoy these!GENERAL NOTE —
If you'd like to make a translation, podfic, or any fanart based off any of my works, you have my permission to do so! No need to ask me. I just ask that you send me a link to the work and that you credit me when posting it along with a link to my original work! If you tag or DM me on twt I will share your work as well. > w< I'd be very honored and grateful that you were interested enough to do so!You also don't have to ask if you'd like to draw any of my OC's! Just same rules as above, please make sure to tag/DM me so I can see it! <3

Events

Plus various commissions/trades/server exchanges

Commissions

CURRENT STATUS: CLOSED (I need to catch up!)GENERAL RULES FOR OTHER —
-Though this commission page is designed for fic commissions, if you'd like your own work beta-read, I can do that as well. I have a lot of experience of being a writing mod (see zine experience).
-I can also help people with creating a profile for their characters, working on backstory, etc.
-If you're interested in either of these things or something similar, feel free to reach out! We can discuss specifics.GENERAL RULES FOR FICS —
-I will only accept commissions from those 18+
-I don't have a time limit on when I should be done, it depends on a lot of factors. However, I will keep you updated on the process!
-Find my current comm list and updates on my Trello board
-Generally, I write until about a halfway point then send it over to make sure I'm on the right track and if there's anything that needs to be changed.
-Once a piece is completed, I'll wait up to two weeks to see if there are any final edits/tweaks. If the two weeks have passed without communication, I will post regardless.
-I will want to post these works when I finish. If you'd prefer me not to, I charge extra for that.
-I reserve the right to refuse any request that makes me uncomfortable!MINIMUMS REQUIRED —
-500 words for SFW
-1k for NSFW
I do not charge if I go over our agreed-upon length.There is (currently) no length maximum however I may have to work with you if I feel the prompt(s) couldn’t make the length you’re requesting.

WILL DO —
-canon/canon, canon/oc, canonxreader, oc/oc, or canon/self-insert
-Gen, Platonic, (Found) Family fics without ships or simply implied/in the background, etc.
-Minks, fish people (Note: These are One Piece specific races), monsters/aliens, and other nonhuman races.
-SFW and NSFW
-I'm open to most dark themes/dead dove style content: non/dub-con, yandere, selfcest, incest, underage, age gap, bad use of powers, etc etc. (Feel free to ask if you have a specific thing/trope to see if I'll do it.)
-Fandoms: One Piece, Jujutsu Kaisen, Golden Kamuy, Demon Slayer, MHA, YYH, Detroit: Become Human, Star Trek, and others. Basically, as long as I'm familiar with a series even if I haven't personally written for it, I'll probably be okay with doing it! Just ask to make sure that I'm familiar with the fandom and character(s) you're wanting.WON'T DO —
-Homophobia/transphobia/racism/etc
-Poly-relationships (threesomes and similar are okay)
-Pregnancy (breeding and dirty talk is okay)
-Scat kink
-Cheating
-This is subject to change as I get requestsIf you have any questions, don't hesitate to reach out!PAYMENT —
$1.50 (USD) per 100 words for SFW
$2.50 (USD) per 100 words for NSFW
+0.50 per 100 words for OC/SI-related fics only
ex: 1k = $15 SFW | $25 NSFW
(Math is: cost x length of fic. So, 1.50 x 2,500 = 3,750. Move the decimal to the right and you have the cost: $37.50)
I can do a variety of payment: Ko-fi, paypal, wise, venmo, etc. Just let me know which is best for you.IF INTERESTED —
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